You must have watched a lot of movies in which computers welcome their users with their names (like “Welcome Sir” ). I bet you too want to know how it is possible. Then relax you are at the right place, In this article we gonna describe exactly how you can make your computer to welcome you.

I noticed one day how rude my computer was to me. When I turned it on all it did was show the boot screen and then made me log in. When I logged in, expecting a welcome I just heard a logon sound. Well it isn’t that impolite since the computer never knew I wanted it to do that but I still I would like it to have some manners.

By using this trick, you can make your Computer welcome you in its own voice (computerized Voice). You can make your Windows based computer say what ever you want on its startup.

Steps To Make Your Computer Welcome You :

Step 1 : Open Notepad :

Click on the Start menu and Navigate to All Programs=>Accessories =>Notepad. You can even open it by typing notepad in Run.

or

Find Search box & type ” notepad ”

Step 2 : Copy And Paste :

We have given two type code just copy and paste the code given below carefully .

Code 1: Speak only “Any Text or Username”

Dim speaks, speech
speaks=" Welcome to your PC , Username "
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks

Code 2: Speak  “Any Text or Username With Current Time & Good Morning/Good Evening/Good Afternoon”

Set Sapi = Wscript.CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

dim str

if hour(time) < 12 then
Sapi.speak "Good Morning Username"
else
if hour(time) > 12 then
if hour(time) > 16 then
Sapi.speak "Good evening Username"
else
Sapi.speak "Good afternoon Username"
end if
end if
end if

Sapi.speak "The current time is "

if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak hour(time)-12
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "12"
else
Sapi.speak hour(time)
end if
end if


if minute(time) < 10 then
Sapi.speak "o"
if minute(time) < 1 then
Sapi.speak "clock"
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if

if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak "P.M."
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Midnight"
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
else
if hour(time) = 12 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Noon"
else
Sapi.speak "P.M."
end if
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
end if
end if

Step 3 : Replace Username :

Note: Replace the Username in the given code with your own name.

Step 4 : Save the file :

Go to File Menu and click on Save As option . In Type option select “all types” and save the file in ”.vbs ” format i.e as ” TechOfWorld.vbs” or “TypeAnyText.vbs” .

Step 5 : Copy the saved file.

Step 6 : Paste the file : 

Navigate to “ C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup “ (in Windows XP) and to ” C:\Users\ {User-Name}\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup “ ( For other versions of windows ) .if C: is your Windows system drive. Here ” AppData ” is a hidden folder. So, you should select ” show hidden folders ” in the Folder options to locate it. Or directly add that file to your startup menu .

or

When you press Win+R, type in ”Shell:Startup” and copy/move/save the script in that folder.

That’s it , From the next time when you start your computer, Windows will welcome you. Try it by yourself to see how it works. But with my personal experience I can say that this is an excellent trick .

Note : 

=> Make sure that your speakers adapter is plugged in correctly and switched on .
=> Make sure that your speakers are not mute before turning off your computer .